New Yorkers, allow me to school you on why the coffee shop I am sitting at right now, Mr. Rohrs on 86th Street between 2nd and 1st Avenue, is the worst one in the city:
The good places to sit probably aren’t available to you
It is a long, narrow space – yes, that sounds like something she might have said, etc. – with a small sitting area in front, the counter and coffee in the middle, and a nice, dark room behind that with a lot of space. But if you only want coffee, you can’t sit in the nice area. You have to sit in the front, by the door.
Even if it’s 7pm on a Saturday night and there’s literally one other person sitting back in the nice room that fits maybe 50.
There is no free internet
They use some terrible thing called an “internet cafe management,” software provider. (In this case, the overpriced and obnoxiously named Anywwwhere.) So I’m using my equally overpriced Verizon Broadband to write this. Wonderful!
They attempt to charge you if you want to power your laptop
The not-all-that-friendly sign next to the power outlet, sics throughout, reads:
NO THEFT OF SERVICES
Do NOT Plug into our electric Service without a purchase of a Plug In Card
THEFT OF A PUBLIC UTILITY IS PROHIBITED
Because it’s so laughable, I asked how much it would cost me to plug in my laptop. Three bucks. If I wanted to stay more than an hour, $5. More than five hours, $12. I appreciate that the lingering effects of a crippling recession still present significant challenges to independent cafes and other small businesses, but come on. I’m an energy reporter. I know power doesn’t cost nearly that much.
So, in summation, screw this place. Since the DTUT closing, is there not a single decent cafe on the upper east side?